US Finally Stops Search for WMDs

Shocked, I tell you, I am just shocked! The US has finally stopped the search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Even more shocking, none were found! Of course, we could have just trusted the preliminary report in 2003, but then we wouldn't have had an excuse to go to war, oust Saddam, and conduct 1,521 coalition troop funerals. Way to go, George.